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​30 years later. - Charles Caleb Colton.​memes, and most people ​30! Happy birthday.​

​with you… Happy 30th birthday ​of it! - Nicky Gumbel.​payable with interest ​get tired of ​never thought you’d someday be ​• It’s always better ​

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​pedal too. - Greg Tamblyn.​

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​full throttle. But if you ​walking and talking ​live at all ​president.​new phase of ​the freedom of ​am now a ​enough before thirty, you won't care to ​young to be ​entered into a ​21, you finally experience ​fact that I ​• If you live ​bright side. You’re still too ​

​• You have just ​• When you turn ​terms with the ​age of thirty.​30? Look on the ​my husband.​your age. - Lucille Ball.​to come to ​

​creative before the ​ • Are you turning ​friends. Happy birth anniversary ​living honestly, eating slowly, and lying about ​strange for me. I've really had ​people do anything ​begins to show.​can be new ​

​staying young is ​• Thirty was so ​that very few ​begins at 30, but it also ​senile... and then we ​

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​of thirty. The reason is ​• Life not only ​are old and ​over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Mark Twain.​can send to ​after the age ​Source: UGC​

​friends until we ​issue of mind ​famous people you ​do anything creative ​all your tickets.​• We will be ​• Age is an ​turning 30 from ​

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​• Thirty is when ​thing is possible.​30. Instead, we are here ​• When we are ​you remember her ​you turn thirty. Happy birthday.​

​birthday, if such a ​it as turning ​your age. - Byron Pulsifer.​like you if ​in life after ​

​• Enjoy your 30th ​

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​your age. There will be ​• Happy 30th birthday, only 30 more ​your birthday and ​your birthday, as in a ​my best friend. May we grow ​

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​inevitable. However, growing up is ​you would want ​

​to do that!" - Kate Summers.​you still can. Happy 30th.​prayer and wishful ​• Growing old is ​• Just imagine what ​

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​do something, you can say, "I'm too old ​of them while ​be immune to ​birthday.​a 30-year-old. Happy birthday!​don't want to ​to neglect some ​your digestive system. They seem to ​of your 29th ​preschoolers to you… You might be ​is if you ​

​but young enough ​your knees, back and occasionally ​• Happy first anniversary ​start looking like ​about getting older ​life’s bigger responsibilities ​

​that somehow invade ​10s! Happy birthday.​ • When high schoolers ​

​• The good thing ​enough to understand ​"hurties." Strange little pains ​years old? You’re 3 perfect ​now. Happy birthday.​a history book. - Will Ferrell.​

​you are old ​• The thirties? More like the ​• Are you 30 ​was so old? Here you are ​

​you lived in ​the moment when ​in the distance.​better, but really don’t!​30' and thought 30 ​you read events ​

​• Turning thirty is ​light way off ​you should know ​watched '13 Going on ​have aged when ​

​and blessed celebration.​a plateau, with a bright ​• Welcome to 30! The age when ​• Remember when we ​• You know you ​

​today. Have a fabulous ​hill. It’s more of ​turning 31…​kind of time!​its own. - Bette Midler.​30 years old ​• 30 isn’t over the ​worse; you could be ​

​• Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. Unfortunately, you don’t have that ​a mind of ​you on turning ​

​once.​• It could be ​I expected.​• After 30, a body has ​• Dear sister, I warmly congratulate ​to forget it ​• Thirty, flirty, and downright dirty. Happy 30th birthday!​lot faster than ​Source: UGC​

​one anyway!​wife’s birthday is ​• Welcome to spinsterhood, girlfriend!​be approaching a ​that sh*it up. Oh, and happy birthday!​

​my candles. - Melanie White.​get you a ​to remember your ​the envelope.​• In your 20s, you learned a ​

​to have to ​3-0?​sing at you ​• You were born ​• You know you're old when ​

​• I'm so glad ​year of laughing ​• Don't think of ​a man at ​children and ex-lovers.​• May you live ​tolerance levels among ​you cannot afford ​woman who stays ​

​and being asleep ​than minor surgery.​in my book. Happy birthday, dude!​me to play ​

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​kid who was ​the turbulent 20s? Make way for ​to see the ​your 20s anymore.​• Have fun on ​• As we head ​solace in the ​30-year-old!​up, and this is ​and more about ​be extra dirty. Happy birth anniversary!​

​turning 30. You can say ​with friends or ​thoughts, always.​huge milestone, and it’s time to ​you put that ​nothing bring more ​30 is a ​more manageable if ​

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​two days!​• Welcome to your ​minor surgery.​on purpose.​experience.​

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​30s, you are going ​day over 30. Wait, today's the big ​baked goods and ​

​to go out. Happy birthday buddy.​generational difference.​friend!​• Here's to another ​life.​

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​for no reason ​more recovery time ​now, but you’re still cool ​now constantly begging ​believe that the ​be out of ​

​it’s been!! I cannot wait ​irresponsible behaviour in ​all that we’ve accomplished together.​not your 40s. Don’t feel bad. Enjoy today.​you can take ​

​a regular 30-year-old. I'm a cool ​important birthday coming ​old you are ​

​• May your 30s ​• Happy Birthday! Don’t worry about ​life to celebrate ​wishes and positive ​

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​closer to 40 ​antique!​• In dog years, you'd be getting ​all of them ​• Life before 30 ​are, I don't want to ​• If you weren't my best ​was covered in ​half days old! Now, 30 doesn't sound so ​20s" anymore.​

​your birthday, but don't get too ​turning 30. You will always ​go to bed ​the world by ​to save your ​

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​have to come ​make the beginning ​birthday wish with ​with the style ​their 20s behind ​of fun. So now keep ​mature and responsible ​are in your ​

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​myself: I'm not like ​• I have an ​about knowing how ​believe it!​anniversary.​time in your ​you have got! Sending you warm ​

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​ani-aging cream.​• Nothing changes when ​• At least you're not turning ​less fun.​just like your ​you fell out ​

​birthday, you are officially ​a card, you'd be an ​nature.​to repent for ​its own - Bette Midler.​

​turn thirty. But since you ​hot lava.​jumping rope… if the rope ​approximately eleven thousand, one-hundred and seventy-five and a ​

​"being in your ​• Have fun on ​• Don't worry about ​the time you ​someone who wasn't welcomed into ​Level Thirty! You might want ​20 until you ​

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​you need to ​your best friend, sibling or partner. Pair your fun ​messages you require. We say "celebrate". We mean "ridicule". Have some fun ​Celebrate them leaving ​many candles! Have a good ​

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​you feel. Happy birthday.​

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