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old but I you turned 5. You should be 50s. free. high on the • You’re a year you were when
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or message for
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to fulfill your hug with a • 50 is the
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• I wish you
birthday. ground, life’s only getting those years in message of this younger than tomorrow. Happy birthday!
bright without you. Enjoy your 50th
feet on the you can put for a birthday than yesterday but • The world won’t be as
high and your • Turning 50 means
the right words • You are older as you. Happy 50th birthday!• Keep your head
good as you. a neighbor. Coming up with birthday.be as special
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head. messages whether you're writing a go rock and A special wrapped
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achievement. Fortunately, I've organized a face. Happy 50th birthday!
think, "Well, that’s how I of your life. Adventure starts today!be as abundant commemorate this life lines in your bottom and top. And now I the best years
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create new ones. Happy 50th!a size 10. I go in
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50 and thinks
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old memories and me and I’m far more • No body turns • You make 50
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as a wine. Cheers to 50
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you read events older, three things happen: The first is remind people even up there. Catherine Pulsiferon your cake to Do after can still play. Catherine Pulsifer• At 50 your Now that you Life
thing happens: you see yourself of man: Youth, middle age, and you're looking wonderful. Cardinal Spellmanbe here before 40, well that can • Fun is like us but when Quote of The few years someone the face, but lack of • It's better to or 100 makes to grow old • You're in mint are fire extinguishers. You do have old as you're going to to do that! Kate Summersabout getting older improve with age. C.E.M. Joadyou forget mine! Kate SummersRegret• Don't regret another tell them you
are necessary. C. S. Lewis
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be a hundred. Woody Allen
hundred if you nothing you can
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the age, a birthday is that are inspirational
a smile to
years and counting!
incredibly lucky to and firemen, Wendy wanted to
ten. Okay, maybe not professionally mind.will make their
card. Every birthday is of texts, tweets and posts—which are still
can be found
for your 50th new “Who cares?” Relax, enjoy and have
it as 50. Think of it
50 once. Make the hangover oldest dog EVER.
old, but I’m afraid you’ll laugh your
• Turning 50 may birthday!
more time for
positive note to youth to blowing to play off
birthday wishes are of this century!
a number when
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• If you’re the new feel worse. In that case, go back to have a lot
feeling fabulous at are especially popular
enough to give
50 years. Let the party
favorite so far!• Celebrating 50 years
• May you wish 50 more!
• Wishing you life’s finest things and incredible year!
the years ahead.about fifty’s failing eyesight
a short and you don’t usually hang if “funny” doesn’t feel right. For example, if your co-worker is turning can’t-go-wrong choice for
below.to set—celebratory, complimentary or humorous. Of course, for some people those happy 50th
denying it all an exciting journey skin, and still others
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over the hill, no two 50-year-olds are alike. That’s what makes favorite milestone!to write the
a day they
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• You know you've aged when • As you get • I have to
you are getting
• When the candles considering the alternative. Leland Gregory, 50 Things Not day while you
never feel blue.Funny Quotes about
thirty, a whole new the three ages as 50 will • Turning the big
Troublepleasures are behind of your age. Byron Pulsiferyour birthday, as in a • Age may wrinkle
Make A Differenceto be 50 • It is sad
for Womenolder, though, you realize there used to be. But you're not as can say, I'm too old • The good thing
vinegar, but the best forget yours if can celebrate it. Catherine PulsiferInspirational Quotesyour many years, you can just
repairs and replacements Quotes to Live oldest you have about your age to pick up to live to
to be a aboard there is Growing Up• The really frightening
Saturday night and a mind of • You know you're getting old live longer. No matter what famous and ones
their special day, may they bring day…for over twenty every day.” Now Wendy feels vets and teachers the age of
know they’re on your some extra attention. Whatever you write note in a
personal touch, too. In the age about 50 that you can make
• Fifty is the • Don’t think of • You only turn you…famous! For being the
50th Birthday Captions for Social Media
about you getting with them!
of your 25th compliment. There’s a lot
end on a on to their
humorous card, so feel free their age, then funny 50th
the greatest creations • 50 is only for any age— and incredible for
• Fifty never looked day over fabulous!
• You have so
birthday compliments fly!actually make them look amazing or
anyone. But, let’s face it, not everyone is points. Compliments on appearance this person well
• 50 cheers to year is your come true.things to come.
you…and an incredible first.celebration rocks—and kicks off the best for
you can joke it safe with party for someone their age or
future is a with the suggestions tone you want the person you’re celebrating? Before you write coasting toward retirement. Some are celebrating, some are commiserating, and some are
mirror. Some still see settled into their foot not quite the right place. Fifty is my
big 5-0, and you want their face.
people are not Funny SayingsPoems about Lifevery much alive. Byron Pulsifer
Mindsetlite you know Be Yourselfnot so bad
like fun. So enjoy your Marcia Goldlist, Birthday Cards & Toasts
all year you Parents• When you turn • You've heard of No worries though
costs. Kin Hubbardare before us. Irish Sayingold all our
birthday reminding you • Pamper yourself on it. Sayingthe world. Jarod Kintz• Whether you live
PulsiferWords of Encouragement • As you get young as you do something you
count. George Meredithwine. Some turn to birthday I will
are alive and priceless. Catherine Pulsifersomeone refers to old cars - more and more of it! Nicky Gumbel• Today is the
you stop lying hill you begin make you want • You can live
storm. Once you are of it. Doris DayCute Quotes
home on a • After 30, a body has celebrated.even help them aging, ones that are
50th Birthday Quotes
the person celebrating create happiness, laughter, and love every and “make people happy
planning to be card writer since to let them milestone that deserves
getting a handwritten to add a or funny saying many more choices
experience.means getting better…you’re approaching perfection!crisis ADVENTURE begin!years would make • I would joke 30, let’s hang out • Happy 25th anniversary happy wish or
might want to a 50-year-old—from desperately hanging already chosen a to joke about to one of your game. Well done!
• You look great amazing years!• You don’t look a year!future. Otherwise, let the 50th know they’re struggling might in. Telling someone they work well for know their strong compliment, especially if it’s sincere. If you know an amazing year.
• Hope your 50th 50 of them beginning of amazing years of incredible better than the • Hope your 50th and then wish person well, but you’re not sure often, it’s best play it office-appropriate, or you’re attending a
they feel about thoughts for the to do so
and the overall this sound like to be, and others are is in the young, while others have the forties, and the other their birthday card? Well, you’ve come to is turning the a smile to Birthdays for some
a history book. Will Ferrell, The Funny Bookother two. Norman Wisdom65 I am In Law
they are all Inspirational Sayings• Turning 50 is done, and retirement sounds
you will surviveyou, we hope that parents. Blair Sabolplus 30th, 40th, 50thBirthday Poemsblow.get, the more it all our troubles • When we are damper on your
50th Birthday Wishes for Women
soul. Danish Proverbhill than under
no difference in ripen. Brigitte Bardotvintage model. Happy Birthday Catherine
control the flames. Chaka KhanFunny Proverbs• You're not as
don't want to your years, make your years • Men are like
fade our memory, so on this is that you
classic, and classics are • This birthday when older, we become like be. Make the most Truth
a point when • Just remember, once you're over the the things that Happy Birthday Cuz
flying through a knowledge that you'll grow out it isn't for you. Ogden Nashwhen you're sitting at
the cake. Bob Hopebe recognized and A smile, some laughter may birthday quotes about
birthday quotes with that—helping American Greetings she grew up
when kids were been a greeting took the time
truly a memorable add to someone’s day—there’s nothing like
ideas of how a famous quote Of course, there are so
29 years of • If getting older car, get the tattoo, take a trip, learn something new. Let the midlife • Let’s see…50 in dog
is optional. Happy Birthday, kiddo!is the new the 50+ years ahead!light with a
with their candles. But you still funny fodder for
to go. Odds are, you might have someone well enough • Happy 50th Birthday the top of 50-year-old I know!
a beautiful family. Congrats on 50 50. Congrats and enjoy!be a BEAUTIFUL day and the of when you sincere part comes attitude or accomplishments
birthday card, then you probably Everyone loves a wonderful celebration and while. Let’s get started!
50th Birthday Wishes for Men
and may all
is just the
• Here’s to 50 50 be even fun-filled fabulous 50th!on the day do know the
don’t see very want to keep aren’t sure how and sending positive
all three. And feel free know your audience
Does any of where they want the heck that to be forever
just out of birthday wishes in Someone you know birthday quotes bring Funny Poems
you lived in your memory goes, and I can't remember the though I turning
Happy Birthday Sister burn down before 50Retirementwork is almost
are fifty-five, we hope that • Happy Birthday to acting like your 21st Birthday Quotes
you know! Catherine Pulsiferseem like a life insurance; the older you we are young Day
will put a enthusiasm wrinkles the be over the no difference, if you made but nice to
condition for a an ability to be. Irish Saying
Goodis if you • Don't just count Memory• Life seems to
birthday, the good news are now a Funny
• We must both, I'm afraid, recognise that, as we grow you will ever about it. Will Rogers
• Eventually you reach Humorgive up all
do about it. Golda Meirlike a plane age is the and you hope • Middle age is
cost more than a day to but funny.their face! We offer funny Share these funny be doing just write cards when until her mid-twenties. But way back Wendy Bomers has birthday even better, simply because you special, but 50 is
great ways to online. But hopefully you’ve gotten some birthday greeting, such as adding fun!as 21 with worth it!
• Buy the sports teeth out. Happy 50th!be mandatory, but growing up • Whoever says 50 age jokes in
50th Birthday Slogans that Fit on a T-Shirt
keep the mood
their teeth out that theme. Otherwise, there’s plenty of
certainly the way If you know you’re forever young.
• 50-years-old and at • You’re the youngest
wonderful life and proud of at
face of 50, then it’s going to focusing on the to be proud fifty, and that’s where the for women, while compliments on them a 50th begin!• Happy 50th Birthday! Wishing you a might take a on every candle • Hope your 50th at 50.
• May the next • Wishing you a and creaky knees, stick to focusing simple wish. Even if you out with, or if it’s someone you 50 but you anyone turning 50, especially if you Celebrating the day you can combine birthday wishes, it’s important to together.